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This question was posed to me the other day: Who’s the Evil Empire?
My quick answer: The Yankees, their fans, their payrol, their stadium, their obnoxious owners, their uniforms, their announcers…damn, especially their horrific announcers “an a-bomb for A-Rod”…pathetic, Tex, Damon (traitor), Stray-Rod, Godzilla, Joba (whoa, second Star Wars reference), Posada (played with Ruth and Gehrig, I think), Wang (love making Wang jokes) and most of the rest of the players (I give Jeter and Rivera a pass because even as a Red Sox fan, I kind of respect them). Oh yeah, I can’t forget two of the Hall of Fame evil doers, Bucky effing Dent and Aaron effing Boone.
Hope this helps. Please help shape this answer so we can educate the world.
Go Sox!
September 4th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Ok, even though I was blind and could not see in the 70s when I grew up in the Bronx and once Mattingly left (and yes, there was a time when the Yankees were history), the new class of Yankees has its ups and downs. Proud to bleed Red Sox now, who cares what my Bronx friends tell me?
Be big, be bold, spend a lot. Even though Red Sox spend too, Yankees are so far ahead. Can you imagine if the Sox didn’t? Outside of Mariano and Jeter and maybe Canó, you can take you Matsuis, ARods, CC Fatbathia, Texeiras, and Damon (I might be the Bronx Judas, but IQ Boy totally outdoes me).